it’s 2014 but we are still making that’s what she said jokes like ??????

penguintim:

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cyberbullys:

darrynek:

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til its too late

greatdean:

I WANT TO READ A BOOK 

READ FANFICTION

TUMBLR

WATCH TV SHOWS

LISTEN TO MUSIC

AND NEED TO STUDY 

AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY 

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

♡♡ The Moon